SITARBOX

• 2013-01-29 0 notes

  

  I’ll have some scrambled name for breakfast.

  What it should be: Pinar

  What it is: Pianr

  How many points do they get for correct letters?

• 2013-01-14 0 notes

  

  If these letters formed a sound, then I’d make a pun in the form of a round.

  What it should be: Nilgun

  What it is: Nimjua?

• 2012-12-13 1 note

  

  Starbucks just “navar” gets it right.

  Should be: Natalie

• 2012-11-12 0 notes

  

  For old times’ sake (and hopefully future), Sitarbox is BACK. This is too good to resist. 

  Should be: Sebastian

  I guess spelling it Sebastian just ain’t the fashion. Yep. I’m done.

• 2012-06-27 0 notes

  

  Linsanity might have ended,

  There’s no limit to who Starbucks may have offended,

  But open your ears,

  Limsanity is now here,

  Now you won’t have to be defriended.

  Should be: Lindsay

  Extra points to whoever gets the meta-pun going on here!

• 2012-06-13 0 notes

  

  This barista went renegade and created and ersatz version of my name, or a “renatz” version, if you will. Trying too hard? Well, we all can’t just “renatzuralize” pun-making after a few weeks off. And don’t be fooled by that almost “r” ending. That is definitely a “tz”!! Just ask the barista who called out my name. Should be: Pinar

• 2012-06-05 0 notes

  

  Holey moley I think this barista’s got some gaps in his or her spelling abilities. Or maybe “Stephole” is the new a**hole. Either way, wow.

  Should be: Stephanie

• 2012-05-31 1 note

  

  Whoever wrote this name failed at “memicking” the name. Three points if you get that pun.

  Should be: Mara.

• 2012-05-15 0 notes

  

  Because it makes a lot of sense that a name would be Steth and not Steph. The obvious joke here is something about a stethoscope. This person’s heart was aflutter and needed a doctor? They had stethalgia upon seeing Steph?

  Should be: Steph

• 2012-04-25 0 notes

  

  Looks like Starbucks needs some help navigating the spelling of my name. Ba dum bum.